The Best Comparison of the Year 2008¡¦

Love Marriage	Arranged Marriage
Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.	Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
Family system hangs because hardware (called Parents) is not responding.	Compatible with hardware(Parents).
You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.	You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.	All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.
Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it willcrash.... if crashes that's the end	Arranged Marriage is like Unix.... Boring n colorless... but still extremely reliablen robust.May crash but easy to recover

 

 

 

It was professor smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome   from the students, followed by their intro. To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, "Well students, before we start off with today's lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy". He gazed across the classroom, spotted a female student Suzie, and said, "Tell me Suzie, which part of the human body grows 10 times its original    size when excited?" Hearing this question, Suzie's face grew pale in embarrassment, she replied:" you should be ashamed to ask such a question to a female. I am    sorry, but I can't answer your, this question". Thwarted by the girl's reply, professor smith rolled on his sight around    the classroom afresh, to find out if there was anyone else who could satisfy his query. This time he located a male student Henry, who had already raised his hand in affirmation to answer the question, and allowed the lad to go ahead. Henry answered: "pupil of a human eye". The professor applauded for the boy's accurate answer; then turned back to Suzie and said: "look, Suzie, I am sorry but, I must tell you your Expectations are too high!!!!!!!(10 times..........huh......MY GOD!!)

 

How to grow up a Child to make him Absolutely Charming, Soft-spoken, Sweet, Cute, Funny, Truthful & Extremely Intelligent   ????? 

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Ask my Parents   !!!!!  

 

            The woman in your life...very well expressed...


Tomorrow you may get a working woman,
but you should marry with these facts as well.

         Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
              Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
 you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
             much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than  you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
      because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while
when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
                           and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

               But not many guys understand this......

                       Please appreciate "HER"

                 
            I hope you will do....

 

 

 

 

21st century bride !!   A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows: "My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine." "What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family. What I mean dad is: Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account. Those who used to clean should clean. As for me, I am here just to control your son! ******** This is called bride from 21st Century!!!!   ~~~~~~~~

 

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Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was
cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could
speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so
that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he
was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter
writing or sign
language.)

One day he met abeautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire
eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the greatest difficulty he decided
to refrain from speakingfor two whole years so that he could look at her
and say "my darling". But at the end of the two years he wished to tell
her that he loved her.

Because of this he waited three more years without speaking (bringing
the total number of silent years to 5).But at the end of these five
years he realized that he had to ask her to marry him. So he waited
ANOTHER four years without speaking.

Finally as the ninth year of ! silence ended, his joy knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in
that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her
lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said huskily, "My
darling,I love you! Will you marry me?" And the princess tucked a strand
of golden hair behind a dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder,
and parting her ruby lips, said:

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Hey Krishna !!! Tu is kalyug me aa kar to dikha? Tune 18 saal ki umar me Mama Kans ko mara, Bin Laden ko hath laga kar to dikha? Tune pura parvat ek ungli par uthaya Mere gym me aa kar ek dumbell utha ke to dikha? Tune bhari mehfil me draupadi ko saree pehnai, Mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha? Tune gokul ki 16000 gopia saath me patai, Meri Company  ki ek ladki pata kar to dikha? Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee, Mere Team Manager se baat kar ke to Dikha? Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya MUMBAI INDIANS Cricket team ka Coach ban ke IPL jitaake to dikha? Hey Krishna !!! Tu is kalyug me aa kar to dikha!